taser him again, boys - Moke
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
never read comments - theolypse
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
typed this one-handed - uncletim
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
