another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
fapping all over the world -
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
eat clit or die! - vahid