another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
blood is the best lube - swiggy
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
