my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
