my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
