Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
