if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
eat clit or die! - vahid
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
