if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
wood man approves highly - snowfox
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
