if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
