random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

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