we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69