we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
fap 'til you puke - kang
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
it's the fapture! - Robolt
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil