we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
