sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox