Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
this should be a tagline - Trigger
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
