Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
eat clit or die! - vahid
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
