Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill