not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
seven levels of rad - graham
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
