don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
it's almost like having friends - cb361
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT