don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
it's the fapture! - Robolt
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
