don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
