don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
life begins at confection - Tirade
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
