the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
