random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar



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