fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride