fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
