life begins at confection - Tirade
eat clit or die! - vahid
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
