Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	satanspenis666