I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
