random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

Digg for dicks - plexer

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r



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