Tagline? - Mikhail_16
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
typed this one-handed - uncletim
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
