Tagline? - Mikhail_16
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
