random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk



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