I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
