I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48