random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

taser him again, boys - Moke

fap 'til you puke - kang

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho



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