she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
