she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
taser him again, boys - Moke
fap 'til you puke - kang
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho