Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	lilmookieesquire
5	Ankylosaur