who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan