who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
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I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
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