I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen