random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

useless without pictures - cb361



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