I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
useless without pictures - cb361