it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife