it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
