it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
