don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
