if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
seven levels of rad - graham
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
useless without pictures - cb361
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy