if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut