random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

this isn't Reddit - theolypse

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

wood man approves highly - snowfox

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

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