if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
