if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
