random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

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