I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
taser him again, boys - Moke
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
