I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
