I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
life begins at confection - Tirade
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
