random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

taser him again, boys - Moke

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

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