you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife