swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
wood man approves highly - snowfox
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre