swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
