swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
wood man approves highly - snowfox
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
it's the fapture! - Robolt
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
