random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride



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