swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
