that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth