you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
wood man approves highly - snowfox
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
