you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
life begins at confection - Tirade
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
taser him again, boys - Moke