I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
taser him again, boys - Moke
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck