I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
Digg for dicks - plexer
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
it's almost like having friends - cb361
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth