if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
I meant nipples - crwk8
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious