random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

I meant nipples - crwk8

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious



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