I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
