I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
