I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
