I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
