where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
