where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut