the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
wood man approves highly - snowfox
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
