the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
taser him again, boys - Moke
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil