sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
never read comments - theolypse
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi