sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
life begins at confection - Tirade
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion