better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
it's the fapture! - Robolt
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks