please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
fap 'til you puke - kang
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
this should be a tagline - Trigger
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
