It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
I meant nipples - crwk8
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
