I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut