I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
eat clit or die! - vahid
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
