I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
