stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
