stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox