stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
