random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361

I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi

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