if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
