marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
