because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
