we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
fap 'til you puke - kang