we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
LATIN HOT BABY GENITALS! - mhy
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil