we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance