because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
taser him again, boys - Moke
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
