because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
it's almost like having friends - cb361
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
