because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
