because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
