random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw

I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi



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