stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
